Oh my God, let me tell you about this employee at the office. It's like they've taken a masterclass in
How to Drive Your Colleagues Insane. 🤯
First of all, they're the Champion of Missing Deadlines. Seriously, if procrastination were an Olympic sport, they'd be on the podium, gold medal around their neck, and a smug grin on their face. The rest of us? We're just trying to keep our sanity intact as we pick up their slack.
And communication? Ha! They've got a secret decoder ring that translates normal emails into cryptic hieroglyphics. You send them a straightforward message, and they reply with something that sounds like a cross between a riddle and a weather forecast. "Expect scattered showers of vagueness with a chance of confusion."
But wait, there's more! They've perfected the art of Selective Deafness. You could be standing right next to them, shouting, "Hey, we need those reports by EOD!" And what do they hear? Crickets. But mention free pizza in the break room, and suddenly their hearing is crystal clear.
So, yeah, that's my life at the office. I'm just trying to survive the daily rollercoaster ride with this employee. 🍩😩
